-I am sorry that I didn't come to your show,  please come to mine.
-I am sorry that this site is not all in both english and danish, and that I don't update it regularly, and that I can't keep the logic I intended for it..
-I am sorry that my intentions don't always match my actions
-I am truly sorry if I ever turned my back at you at an opening.
-I am sorry that I sometimes ail my own insecurities by talking shit about someone else.
-I'm sorry for being jealous of your success.
-I'm also sorry for any other farts I didn't own up to.